I Could Have Been George Carlin . . .

 . . . .but it wouldn’t have been funny if I’d said it instead:

“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

or

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”

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One Response to I Could Have Been George Carlin . . .

  1. Alyssa says:

    Dishonesty is the second-best policy. Ha! That’s a good one.

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